lord-kitschener:

If you think that making fun of Tumblr warriors shitting bricks over “Africanized honeybees” is an invitation to have an actually-racist party, you are dumb, unfunny, and you need to leave

every-loki-lies:

wakingupinbakerstreet:

best day of his life

(Source: ohvegeta)

(Source: brandofsacrifice)

He looks like Ringo Starr … The worst Beatle.
My 15 year old son (via abaldwin360)

I dated someone who had him as her favorite Beatle.

lolcilc:

inspired by a quote from sex worker problems

robotmonastery:

peak neoliberal capitalism

You can wear any color shirt you want. As long as it’s blue.

(Source: grindlebone)

  • boy: Girl, I can't believe how wet you are already, like, damn.
  • girl: That's actually just vaginal discharge and my body is cleansing itself from bacteria and dead cells to prevent infection and to maintain optimal reproductive health. I'm not even all that turned on right now and I would prefer to go get burritos if you're down.

cosmotip #659

expertcosmotips:

having a hard time figuring out how to break up with him? give him an xbox one

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