Caitlin Stasey being the hero we all deserve.

(Source: brennacarver)

officialwhitegirls:

bitch just said no homo to a fictional snail

No one thought he wanted to fuck that snail until he said that.

(Source: daytonastatecollege)

jetpackexhaust:

Father of two walks on the moon
FATHER OF TWO DEFEATS FATHER OF ONE
Father of two kills Kennedy
Father of three writes Hamlet
Some guy who doesn’t even have any kids crucified or something.
Telegraph, the only time a headline should start with “Mother of three” is if those three are flying on their gigantic wings to melt The Wall and destroy Westeros.

jetpackexhaust:

  • Father of two walks on the moon
  • FATHER OF TWO DEFEATS FATHER OF ONE
  • Father of two kills Kennedy
  • Father of three writes Hamlet
  • Some guy who doesn’t even have any kids crucified or something.

Telegraph, the only time a headline should start with “Mother of three” is if those three are flying on their gigantic wings to melt The Wall and destroy Westeros.

churchsext:

thelegendofsugarbear:

communistbakery:

we’re up all night to get l

axatives for this horrible diarrhea

if you’re about to take laxatives for diarrhea then I’ve got some urgent news for you comrade

(Source: communistbakery)

ladeh-amanda:

Reblog if you’re part of the feminist illuminati here to take games away from pissbabies.

mahakavi:

you should probably unfollow me if you think jennifer lawrence’s (or anyone’s really) nudes being leaked is an ok thing to happen because she’s ~problematique~

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